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OOC: Welcome!

textsfromjohnandsherlock:

Hello readers!

We’ve picked up quite a few of you since series 3 aired (there are over 13,000 of you now, wow!) so we just wanted to take a second and say hello, and thank you for joining us.  Sorry for the delay in plot advancement—we are hard at work on future Texts and interludes. Rest assured that John and Sherlock will reconcile soon.

In the meantime, feel free to catch up on what’s happened previously in Texts by reading everything or just the index of important posts (which is up to date). You might also want to follow Sherlock Holmes’ incognito blog, fuckyoursolarsystem, where he posts pretty pictures, music, and commentary—but shh, don’t let on that you know it’s him!

If you’re interested in Texts and where it’s going, feel free to follow either of the writers: Seth, who writes Sherlock and a couple of other characters, and Chel, who writes John, Mary, Victor Trevor, Sebastian Moran, Irene Adler, and others as needed.

Thank you so much for joining us! We hope you enjoy the ride.


I read the last flashback this morning just before I left the house and have spent more or less my entire day thinking "we're no longer on the same wavelength" and making unhappy faces at my coworkers. (The flashback was amazing; your writing and your characterization of Sherlock never disappoints. I also feel oddly privileged to have got to read your Sherlock from first (and second) person perspective)
–Anonymous

Thank you.  It was my privilege to write it.

The flashback does give a lot of context as to why Sherlock and John have had issues gelling with each other again.  Sherlock wanted (wants) something John just can’t give him anymore.  That’s not the only reason they’re out of sync—there’s no forgetting how he faked his death and lied about it for two years—but it’s a contributing factor.  Sherlock really did think he could come back and pick up where he left off with their amazing friendship and burgeoning romance.  Delusion or not, it kept him going for two years.

The past three months have been difficult for him (for them both, of course).  Fuckyoursolarsystem provides a raw look at that.


bennyslegs:

makokitten:

All of your speculations about the girth/length/shape of Sherlock’s penis, btw, also apply to fyss. In case you were wondering.

image


bennyslegs:

sometimes when i’m looking at sherlock’s butt i’ll suddenly realise that technically i’m looking at fyss’ butt and then it feels weird

ogle it all you want, ladies.

via makokitten 5 months ago link 85 notes #fuckyoursolarsystem

hislastbough:

I am hideous. I am unfit for human interaction.
You shine brighter than you think you do. 
For a certain hipster bee…

This is incredibly gorgeous.  Thank you.  He’d thank you, too, if he could.

hislastbough:

I am hideous. I am unfit for human interaction.

You shine brighter than you think you do. 

For a certain hipster bee

This is incredibly gorgeous.  Thank you.  He’d thank you, too, if he could.


Is it possible that this guy just isn't the one for you? I mean, you've waited and done your best, and it certainly isn't your fault that he's not returning whatever you're putting out. Maybe it's time to move on. There are plenty of fish in the sea who will appreciate you more than he seems to be. Best of luck, bro.
–Anonymous

fuckyoursolarsystem:

That makes me sound like I’m some sort of Nice Guy who doesn’t understand basic social cues.  I am hideous.  I am unfit for human interaction.

via fuckyoursolarsystem 6 months ago link 32 notes #fuckyoursolarsystem

fuckyoursolarsystem:

'I Just Wanted To Make You Something Beautiful'

Industries of the Blind


did he ever call?
–Anonymous

fuckyoursolarsystem:

Yeah.

We’re no longer on the same wavelength.  It’s that simple.


All right, I finally cleaned up Sherlock’s playlists [1] [2].  Apparently one of his biggest sources of music got its channel closed at one point (oh that content ID matching system), but they’re back now, so I had to repair 40+ links.  That was a lot of fun.

Sadly a good chunk of music has been lost.  It’ll be replaced it over time.

6 months ago link 9 notes #fuckyoursolarsystem #texts meta

I don't think a human head would make a very effective bowling ball. Irregular shape, increased friction, lower durability, and lighter weight would mean it would take a lot more force to get the head down the lane. It would also be difficult to aim. If you do decide the satisfaction of knocking down pins with the heads of people who annoy you is worth the effort then I'd definitely recommend using bumpers to make sure the head doesn't end up in the gutter.
–Anonymous

fuckyoursolarsystem:

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but… you’re overthinking it.  Please stop.

via fuckyoursolarsystem 6 months ago link 25 notes #fuckyoursolarsystem

Why don't you call then?
–Anonymous

mimesisindeed:

fuckyoursolarsystem:

THAT IS NOT THE POINT

# NEVER MIND # NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME

<taylor swift plays in the background>

via mimesisindeed 6 months ago link 33 notes #fuckyoursolarsystem

Sulkily waiting around the phone are we?
–Anonymous

fuckyoursolarsystem:

makokitten:

fuckyoursolarsystem:

I want to use your head like a bowling ball.

Why do you all needle the hipster? I bet he leads a hard life. Like, maybe his favorite knit cap has a hole in it. Maybe the supermarket is out of pasta salad. You don’t know him.

As a matter of fact, my favourite scarf does have a hole in it.


Do you have a favourite anagram?
–Anonymous

fuckyoursolarsystem:

My fingers.  Your eyes and mouth.  Bowling ball.


Sulkily waiting around the phone are we?
–Anonymous

fuckyoursolarsystem:

I want to use your head like a bowling ball.


fuckyoursolarsystem:

Because talking to myself stops being constructive at some point, I’m going to let my followers know one very important fact about me:

I hate being ignored.

Actually, two facts:

I hate the LUZMO iPhone app for what it has done to the bokeh tag.  I am going to vomit if I see another irresponsibly sparkly jaguar, puppy, or person in the near future