(Source: gaytectives)
Damaged, delusional and believe in higher power.
In your case, it’s yourself.
omg that must’ve been the best nightmare ever
No… it was terrifying. I was worried Cumberbatch’s wet, heavy honeycomb would weaken my ceiling enough to make it collapse on me. And, somehow, he was still a working actor, so his fans kept showing up at my house and demanding to be allowed into my attic.
Not to mention, all of his scions were basically clones of him with different hairstyles. So many terrible hairstyles. God damn.
I just had a nightmare about Benedict Cumberbatch living in my attic. It was a particularly vicious colony of Cumberbatch according to the pest control specialist. Cumberbatch’s green-tinted honey was beginning to leak through the ceiling, too, damaging the structural integrity.
I politely asked him and his scions to get out of my attic but he refused. What an asshole.
sherlock + ketchup
(Source: herrholmes)
Gorgeous Transformation scene: Summer Wars (2009)
“I’ll take whatever pill you don’t.”
Why they banned Sherlock from the D&D table.
—sherlock, you didn’t make the saving throw. your pirate king is dead.
—he is not because i say so.
—that’s against the rules.
—WELL THEN THE RULES ARE WRONG.
(Source: textsfromjohnandsherlock)
now that the xenogears anthology has been out for a while I’m gonna post the full version of my piece :D
hey, I was just thinking about you so I might as well drop in and let you know that I think you're a really cool guy. Keep being awesome!–Anonymous
Thank you, anon.
Regarding the whole Yahoo and Tumblr kerfuffle, I won’t say more than this:
I’m still really fucking bitter about Geocities, which was a huge part of my teen years. And that was a 3.5+ billion dollar deal (in stock, admittedly) on Yahoo’s part. So don’t talk to me about Yahoo, man.